Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do