whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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