No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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