Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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