it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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