either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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