Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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