did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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