I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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