Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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