I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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