apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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