Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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