Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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