it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
