I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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