I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.