thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
she pinky promised me she was 18
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!