My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.