so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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