I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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