I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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