Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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