It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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