Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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