Yo dont text me then not text me
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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