Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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