It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
never play flip cup with pint glasses
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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