If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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