I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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