i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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