I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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