we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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