We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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