CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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