just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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