I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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