you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I intend to get homeless drunk
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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