lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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