Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My penis needs a shock collar
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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