You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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