The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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