: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
not ubering you a puppy
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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