I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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