I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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