I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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