and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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