rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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