would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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