Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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