she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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