hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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