3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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