So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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