Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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