she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You can't special order awesome
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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