I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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