I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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